1.28.2008

Language Misfits

I was the unfortunate witness to a conversation at the grocery store the other day. Whole Foods was the scene and two middle aged women were the actors in this play before me. I was there on my lunch hour grabbing a few items. I am not a WF diehard by any stretch, but it's near my work and I get very specific items not found at my other usual spots. I think they have SOME decent products, but primarily they are pretty overpriced, overrated and a marketing juggernaut. Yuppies, vegans and the same people who fill up gyms the first month of every year flood WF for "natural" foods and health products. Anyway, these two women were discussing details of a SuperBowl party they were going to throw. Appetizers were the main subject of the dialog I caught. I had to here them speak of terms like FO-KA-CHI-A (Focaccia) and BRU-SHEDDA (Bruschetta). I am annoyed by many things and improper pronunciation of other languages when spoken with arrogance and pseudo conviction is at the top of that list. I mostly love when many 'merAkin people try and correct me when I pronounce something in regards to food (like Ceviche, Carne Asado or Ricotta to name a few items not native to English) correctly or say, "You say it with an accent." Accent? How about the correct way, you moron! Ethnocentrism is alive and well.....

5 comments:

The D said...

Who cares? It's Italian! A mongrel language if ever there were one. Akin only to Portuguese.

Gabbagool! Gabbagool!

haha!

phun N gab and the Gay Circus Elves said...

Narf

Josue' said...

Wow D,
It must be all those Italian women you have learned from...naw, it was the Brazilians right? No, no...I got it. It's the chat rooms hunched over the keyboard with the single light bulb in your living quarters...yeah, that's it...People still go into chat rooms these days? Eureka, I say!

The D said...

Wha..? I think I broke him.

shqipo said...

LOL!!! i think D DID break you!

and btw, i don't like your accent :p